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What is a Seder?
- Seder: The ceremonial meal eaten on the first two nights of Passover.
- Passover: The 8 day holiday commemorating the exodus of the Jewish people from slavery in Egypt.
- Haggadah: The book used at the Seder to recount the story of the exodus from Egypt.
- Matzoh: Unleavened bread eaten on Passover to recall how the Jews escaped from Egypt in such a hurry that there was no time for their bread to rise.
- Seder plate: Special plate containing foods with symbolic importance to the Seder.
- Orange: A recent feminist addition to the seder plate, in response to an Orthodox rabbi who said that a woman belongs on the bimah (platform on which Torah is read) like an orange belongs on the seder plate!
What Makes This Night Different From
All Other Nights?
- On this night, a teenage stoner doses his dad with Ecstasy.
- On this night, a black lesbian brings the matzoh.
- On this night, Daddy's little girl unveils her new cyber-sex business.
- On this night, a Hasid is offered a job in the Christmas business.
- On this night, horseradish is used as a weapon.
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